Guy Quotes

Some guys can do digital things where they make some tricks work, but I work on paper and I work with washes. You can't just change things afterwards. You have to get it right on the page.

I tested the waters on producing a record, but I'm more of a creative guy... I can't get into minute details.

A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.

You always hear about the guy who was raised by wolves. You never hear about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves. The problem is, you have a non-wolf imparting wolf teachings.

If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often.

My Lovatics, thank you so much, Im so honored. You guys are such an incredible force and an amazing army.

I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.

I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy.

I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing. It's like Tom Hanks territory.

When I first came up, the bullpen was pretty much where they put the guys who couldn't start.

Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians.

My role 14 years ago in Richard III - that was the first time I played a bad guy and learned a lot about it - they have all the fun!

The guy's (Shane Spencer) ridiculous. No one hits home runs like that. I'm telling you, man, it's ridiculous.

One of the best things about being a Yankee is that you have guys like Whitey Ford, Phil Rizzuto, Ron Guidry and Reggie Jackson wandering around the locker room offering you advice.

It seems like teams want a guy who can get 10, 11, 12 assists. That's the kind of player I want to be. Sometimes that is more important than scoring 30 points a night.

I'm living with two guys. I'm living with a slob and a guy who sleeps all day.

This is for the writers. I want to thank all the writers. I especially want to thank my fellow nominees because I worship you guys and I'm learning from you every day.

It's just that I've learned that somebody's appearance doesn't always match what's going on inside him. You can't look at a guy's face and see his demons.

Robert De Niro is just evolved as a human being. He's a very kind guy. Age has been good for him, in terms of just, he's very kind.

I'm not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.

When I'm doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: 'Tell about the guy who died on your show!'

I'm more concerned with bad guys who got out and released than I am with a few that in fact were innocent.

Isn't it odd? A guy bats .301 and has 35 homers. Then everybody starts to tell him what a good fielder he has become.

The most important thing for old guys is never start going down the stairs sideways.

I'm a very romantic and passionate guy.

What do you get when you kiss a guy? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia. After you do, he'll never phone you.

Standup is tough; if you are going through a hard period in your life, it is very hard to get up in front of people and be the happy guy in the room.

Im the kind of guy, when the marriage is breaking up, who doesnt want to yell in front of the kids. So I left, but it was very hard.

The stunt guys are absolutely brilliant, but all this stuff [a scene] always looks better when you do it yourself.

I wouldn't say there is one guy that I would say patterns himself after me.

Bernard King is the only guy that ever scared the hell out of me.

I hate it when, by page 30, I know what the lead's going to do and then what the bad guy's gonna do. Mostly it's just scripts by the numbers where nothing's surprising, nothing's interesting.

It ain't about if he knocks a guy out. It's about how he knocks a guy out. It's the style, the improvisation.

I want to be on the field. It's a better place to talk to the guys. It's a relaxed atmosphere. You want to make sure you know what's going on, not just with the hitters.

There is a lot of difference at McDonald's between the guy in the back making the fries and the manager up front who is running the place.

Where ever the Mavericks are today, we owe it to Michael Finley. He was the one guy who stayed when we were a terrible team. He stayed and fought the fight.

I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.

If you leave me here," the guy on the floor said, "he'll kill me tomorrow morning." Parker looked at him. "So you've still got tonight," he said.

Ted Cruz is a liar. I never met a liar like him. I met a lot tougher people than him but I never met a guy who lies this much.

I think [Bashar] Assad is a bad guy, a very bad guy, all right?

Assad is a bad guy, but you may very well end up with worse than Assad.

[Marco] Rubio, I've never seen a young guy sweat that much. I've never seen - he's drinking water, water, water, I never saw anything like this with him and the water.

I always feel a bit awkward when it's time to talk about the K.I.N.D. fund. I don't want to be one of those guys on a telephone begging you to contribute.

We have to hear how [Donald] Trump is the bad guy and Trump poses the problem. And it's just maddening, infuriating. I hear you. I'm totally on the same page with you.

You just have to be the kind of guy to get people to do things.

The guys at Smartax are the most renowned Accountants in the world!

I am the cleanest guy there is.

It wasn't until The Sixth Sense that people started saying, wow, man, you're an actor. People didn't think of me as the guy in a band anymore.